hallo, mein schatz, ich liebe dich
du bist die einzige für mich
die anderen find ich alle doof
deswegen mach ich dir den hof

du bist so anders, ganz speziell
ich merke sowas immer schnell
jetzt zieh dich aus und leg dich hin
weil ich so verliebt in dich bin

gleich wird es dunkel,
bald ist es nacht
da ist ein wort der warnung angebracht:

männer sind schweine !

it's funny how hallo is always
accopanied with goodbye

it's funny how good memories
can start to make you cry

it's funny how forever
never seems to really last

it's funny how much you'd lose
if you forget about your past

it's funny how "friends" can just
leave you when you're down

it's funny how people change
and think they're so much better

it's funnyhow many lies
can be packed in one "love letter"

it's funny how one night
can contain so much regret

it's funny how ironic life turns out to be,
but the funniest part of all,
is that none of that's funny to me